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Why is Rick James wearing Conan the Barbarian's loincloth, a UFC championship belt, leather studded legwarmers and greased up with a half quart of body oil?
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All while chilling in a dungeon and wielding a bleeding guitar stolen from Gene Simmons? So we walk up to him, tap him on the shoulder and just as he turned around this huge sexy somehow leaps into the frame and passes right under his nose when we took the picture!
Yeah, he looks like he has the most ridiculous mustache ever in the picture. Is it just us, or is Prince is the only person who looks less manly when he's not wearing lady clothes?