But one newcomer grabbed all the headlines when the film opened the Nude group russians film festival: Who needs Mr Skin when we have professional film journalists? The person most confused about the reaction topless Pine himself.
Chris Pine really wanted to strip naked for Outlaw King – but doesn’t get the fuss over penis scene
His fellow Scotsman is famously one of the few A-listers who actively welcomes the opportunity to be nude on screen. McGregor has claimed his urge to free willy is an altruistic one. And why am I not expected to do that? Because it shows vulnerability or a weakness?
Just imagine, for example, if one of them were a grower and not a shower? Or, God forbid, their junk turned pine to be a chris funny looking?
The body shaming would be relentless. More power, then, to the A-listers who whip it out anyway.
Props should go to Oliver Reed and Alan Bates, the actors who nakedharrypussy the balls rolling in with their gratuitous nude wrestling in front of a roaring fire in Women in Love.